Welcome to Tip Your Bartender. Here you will find tips and information on the best bartenders and the most classic original bars. We have a featured drink where we give our personal opinions on classic, special and inventive alcoholic beverages. You can take a peek at some of our bar pics with bartenders and friends in their swagger establishments. Check out Live Music for clips and tips on the next big upcoming band. Or you can take a stumble on one of our pub crawls with the TYB crew and support your local bartender by buying some official Tip Your Bartender shwag in our store.

We believe the bar and the bartender deserve respect and gratitude for putting up with us drinkers, so please, display proper bar etiquette and ALWAYS tip your bartender.

Cheers!

 

 

Bar Jokes

Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

Two midgets walk into a mini-bar.

I'm a recovering alcoholic. Or as my mate describes me, hungover.

Q: How do you know if your a deadhead?
A: You studied five days for a drug test!

Q: Where do you hide things from deadheads?
A: Under the soap. 

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs


 

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