Welcome to Tip Your Bartender. Here you will find tips and information on the best bartenders and the most classic original bars. We have a featured drink where we give our personal opinions on classic, special and inventive alcoholic beverages. You can take a peek at some of our bar pics with bartenders and friends in their swagger establishments. Check out Live Music for clips and tips on the next big upcoming band. Or you can take a stumble on one of our pub crawls with the TYB crew and support your local bartender by buying some official Tip Your Bartender shwag in our store.

We believe the bar and the bartender deserve respect and gratitude for putting up with us drinkers, so please, display proper bar etiquette and ALWAYS tip your bartender.

Cheers!

 

Bar Jokes

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? The don’t meet the koalafications.

What do you call bears with no ears? B

Why dont blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

 

 

 

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