Welcome to Tip Your Bartender. Here you will find tips and information on the best bartenders and the most classic original bars. We have a featured drink where we give our personal opinions on classic, special and inventive alcoholic beverages. You can take a peek at some of our bar pics with bartenders and friends in their swagger establishments. Check out Live Music for clips and tips on the next big upcoming band. Or you can take a stumble on one of our pub crawls with the TYB crew and support your local bartender by buying some official Tip Your Bartender shwag in our store.

We believe the bar and the bartender deserve respect and gratitude for putting up with us drinkers, so please, display proper bar etiquette and ALWAYS tip your bartender.

Cheers!

 

Bar Jokes

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.

Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? -A. They can’t stand fast food.

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Does your dog bite? Nope. Oh, so how do you feed him?

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill."

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

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