Welcome to Tip Your Bartender. Here you will find tips and information on the best bartenders and the most classic original bars. We have a featured drink where we give our personal opinions on classic, special and inventive alcoholic beverages. You can take a peek at some of our bar pics with bartenders and friends in their swagger establishments. Check out Live Music for clips and tips on the next big upcoming band. Or you can take a stumble on one of our pub crawls with the TYB crew and support your local bartender by buying some official Tip Your Bartender shwag in our store.
We believe the bar and the bartender deserve respect and gratitude for putting up with us drinkers, so please, display proper bar etiquette and ALWAYS tip your bartender.
The first rule of the Alzheimer's club is... Wait, where are we again?
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "Sure."
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyway.
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me
Tip Your Bartender © Copyright 2020 - All Rights Reserved